Chess Patzer Magazine

Articles and other stuff	Description
Latest column: Chess Perceptions	How does the outside world view chess?
A Talk with the 'Hawk'	Local superstar Jonathan 'the hawk' Hawkins tells us the secrets of his success.
Close season blues.	The season has finished, what do we do now?
Attracting New Players?	Are there any ways to combat net-chess and get the computer playing masses into the chess club?
Are we being served?	Chessploitation, ripped off or not?
Beating Good Players (My System)	Ever beaten a player 40> ECF or 400 Elo points above you? We show you how.
Distance Opposition	An interesting example of the mystical opposition.
Madness of the Masters part 1	You don't have to be mad, to play this game, but it helps.
A 'hotly' contested Match	The heat was on in cold Consett.
Chess on the Rocks	A superb pictorial report from our boys in Gibraltar
Arctic Chess	Perfect conditions, for Penguins!
Venues from Hell	We've played in some 'interesting' places.
The Swindle	The game that got away.
Winning, by any Means	Tricks of the trade.
Long Legged Knight	A horse, a horse, my kingdom...
Road Trip	Snow, ice and chess.
Hyper Cerebral Electrosis	Its a dangerous game you know?
A Patzer by the Sea	A trip to remember.
Drink like a Grandmaster	The power of beer.
The Art of Resignation	Its easy when you know how.
Internet Chess	The internet is a wonderful place.
Chess on Film	Have they ever played a game?
Chess Addiction	My name is Garry and I'm an addict.
Novelty Chess Sets	They're great man!
Restless Leg Syndrome	Shake, rattle and roll.
Chess Prodigies	Kids, don't you just 'love' them?
Chess Widows	A sad loss to chess.
New rules of chess	Some 'excellent' ideas here.
Chess players are dumb!	We are not as clever as we think.
The Pungent Pair	Hygiene impaired... who us?
How to draw with White	The Wing Gambit, a bore draw?
Super Boring	GM's are sending me to sleep.